(December 14, 2015 at 11:04 am)Rhondazvous Wrote:(December 13, 2015 at 10:11 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Sex is funHere’s a story that I think you will appreciate (if you haven’t heard it before).
A golfer had to make an eagle to tie the game.
A stranger approached am asked him if he was willing to give up half his sex life to make the eagle.
The golfer thought that was a ridiculous question, but he thought oh well he’d just go along with the idiot. It might put him in a good mood. So he told the stranger yes and when he swung his club he made the eagle.
On the next green he had to make a put to win the game. The same stranger came up and asked him if he was willing to give up the rest of his sex life to make the put. The golfer said yes and he swung his club and won the game.
On the way back to the clubhouse, the stranger came up to him.
Stranger: I wasn’t fair with you back there. You don’t know who I am. I’m the devil and from now on you will have no more sex life.
Golfer: Well, I guess I wasn’t fair with you either. I’m Father O’Malley.
Aww, where' Min to make the obligatory pedophile joke?
J/K, that was funny.
Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.
