Here is FNM's guide to 2016 in the U.S.
1. Republicans will say something astonishingly stupid, most likely about women's bodies.
2. There will be mass shootings that we do nothing about.
3. Cops will shoot an unarmed black man, lie about it, and then get caught because of a video recording.
4. Someone in Floridia will do something crazy.
5. Climate change will be even more evident, yet many Americans will deny it because Jesus.
6. Latinos will be demonized, and there will be talk of building a wall on Mexico's border.
7. Republicans will say something astonishingly stupid again.
8. Christians will cry about Christian persecution, most likely making a movie about it.
9. Our media will ignore the big problems, especially those outside our borders, and instead focus on celebrity selfies and cat videos.
10. Republicans will say something astonishingly stupid once again.
Predictions are really easy when you're so predictable.
1. Republicans will say something astonishingly stupid, most likely about women's bodies.
2. There will be mass shootings that we do nothing about.
3. Cops will shoot an unarmed black man, lie about it, and then get caught because of a video recording.
4. Someone in Floridia will do something crazy.
5. Climate change will be even more evident, yet many Americans will deny it because Jesus.
6. Latinos will be demonized, and there will be talk of building a wall on Mexico's border.
7. Republicans will say something astonishingly stupid again.
8. Christians will cry about Christian persecution, most likely making a movie about it.
9. Our media will ignore the big problems, especially those outside our borders, and instead focus on celebrity selfies and cat videos.
10. Republicans will say something astonishingly stupid once again.
Predictions are really easy when you're so predictable.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell