1. No evidence for god(s) will be found.
2. At some point I'll drink at least one glass of milk.
3. Most of the music in the pop charts will still suck donkey-balls.
4. We will not go to war with extra terrestrials at any point during 2016.
5. Bad shit will happen at some point.
6. Good shit will happen at some point
7. So-so stuff will happen at some point.
8. 2016 will be about as pleasant/unpleasant as 2015. Or worse. Or better.
9. At least one person in the world will get a headache. Probably more. Okay, almost certainly more.
10. Republicans will still be fucking idiotic.
2. At some point I'll drink at least one glass of milk.
3. Most of the music in the pop charts will still suck donkey-balls.
4. We will not go to war with extra terrestrials at any point during 2016.
5. Bad shit will happen at some point.
6. Good shit will happen at some point
7. So-so stuff will happen at some point.
8. 2016 will be about as pleasant/unpleasant as 2015. Or worse. Or better.
9. At least one person in the world will get a headache. Probably more. Okay, almost certainly more.
10. Republicans will still be fucking idiotic.