Same here. Which is why I find attempts to misrepresent recent conversations both amusing and offensive, which is probably the intention. You can almost smell the butthurt.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'