Sorry, Bernie...But You Look Like A Putz Here

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And most of those stories are bullshit.

http://blogs.findlaw.com/blotter/2015/06...uries.html

Trespassers, including burglars, are people who do not have permission or a lawful right to be on a homeowner's property. Homeowners, generally, have no duty to protect trespassers from dangers. So, a burglar cannot sue for tripping on a toy car or being hit by a falling television.