(December 22, 2015 at 12:33 am)Heat Wrote: Jesus is the best friend I will never meet. His brother Christ ruined my chances when he came to my dinner table, and refused a glass of wine as he pricked his blood and drained it in to a glass, and then offered it to us. When we told him "No thanks" as it was a rather disgusting offer, we asked him if he wanted some bread, he swiftly rejected, and lifting up his shirt he asked us if we'd like to gnaw on his body instead. We never saw him again, I was only 6 at the time, and only now realize why.
Someone really ought to make a movie out of that. Christmas with the Christs.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
