How did you become an atheist?

[The Valkyrie]

I was a good devout Catholic girl.

One day my class was visiting a lab on a school trip when I was separated from the rest of the class and wandered into a small lab.

There, I was surprised and bitten by a radioactive atheist.

I recovered quite quickly but slowly noticed changes coming over me.

My god glasses slipped off and I could suddenly see clearly. I discovered I could read the bible and see through the bullshit.

I even, and this shocked me, learned that I could throw logical and sarcastic arguments against religion via keyboard from my finger tips.

I even developed, believe it or not, a special sense to detect bullshit when it was being spouted at me.

Who am I?

I'm your friendly neighbourhood atheist.