If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.
--Woody Allen
--Woody Allen
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'