RE: The Oncological Argument against the existence of God
December 24, 2015 at 10:17 pm
(This post was last modified: December 24, 2015 at 10:19 pm by Cyberman.)
The Benny Hill argument
I gave hope to little men wearing berets and glasses that if they slapped a pensioner's bald head repeatedly, they too could be chased around single file on undercranked camera by outraged scantily-clad page 3 'angels' to the tune of Yaketty Sax, before being unaccountably banned from British television. Therefore God.
I gave hope to little men wearing berets and glasses that if they slapped a pensioner's bald head repeatedly, they too could be chased around single file on undercranked camera by outraged scantily-clad page 3 'angels' to the tune of Yaketty Sax, before being unaccountably banned from British television. Therefore God.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
