The Oncological Argument against the existence of God

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The Oncological Argument against the existence of God

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RE: The Oncological Argument against the existence of God

December 25, 2015 at 7:55 am

"Oh, Jesus - who farted? That fucking stinks!"

At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'

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The Oncological Argument against the existence of God - by Alex K - December 23, 2015 at 4:30 pm

RE: The Oncological Argument against the existence of God - by TheRealJoeFish - December 23, 2015 at 4:45 pm

RE: The Oncological Argument against the existence of God - by Crossless1 - December 23, 2015 at 5:17 pm

RE: The Oncological Argument against the existence of God - by Pizza - December 23, 2015 at 4:53 pm

RE: The Oncological Argument against the existence of God - by Edwardo Piet - December 23, 2015 at 5:17 pm

RE: The Oncological Argument against the existence of God - by Pizza - December 23, 2015 at 5:30 pm

RE: The Oncological Argument against the existence of God - by Alex K - December 23, 2015 at 5:30 pm

RE: The Oncological Argument against the existence of God - by Jackalope - December 23, 2015 at 5:32 pm

RE: The Oncological Argument against the existence of God - by Crossless1 - December 23, 2015 at 5:36 pm

RE: The Oncological Argument against the existence of God - by vorlon13 - December 24, 2015 at 11:25 pm

RE: The Oncological Argument against the existence of God - by Paraselene - December 24, 2015 at 11:27 pm

RE: The Oncological Argument against the existence of God - by Alex K - December 24, 2015 at 11:30 pm

RE: The Oncological Argument against the existence of God - by Paraselene - December 24, 2015 at 11:31 pm

RE: The Oncological Argument against the existence of God - by Crossless1 - December 25, 2015 at 12:22 am

RE: The Oncological Argument against the existence of God - by Paraselene - December 25, 2015 at 12:23 am

RE: The Oncological Argument against the existence of God - by bennyboy - December 25, 2015 at 5:45 am

RE: The Oncological Argument against the existence of God - by Minimalist - December 24, 2015 at 10:46 pm

RE: The Oncological Argument against the existence of God - by Jackalope - December 24, 2015 at 10:54 pm

RE: The Oncological Argument against the existence of God - by Alex K - December 24, 2015 at 10:58 pm

RE: The Oncological Argument against the existence of God - by Edwardo Piet - December 23, 2015 at 5:41 pm

RE: The Oncological Argument against the existence of God - by Crossless1 - December 23, 2015 at 5:43 pm

RE: The Oncological Argument against the existence of God - by Edwardo Piet - December 23, 2015 at 5:43 pm

RE: The Oncological Argument against the existence of God - by Alex K - December 23, 2015 at 5:45 pm

RE: The Oncological Argument against the existence of God - by Crossless1 - December 23, 2015 at 5:45 pm

RE: The Oncological Argument against the existence of God - by robvalue - December 23, 2015 at 8:27 pm

RE: The Oncological Argument against the existence of God - by Cyberman - December 23, 2015 at 11:29 pm

RE: The Oncological Argument against the existence of God - by robvalue - December 24, 2015 at 4:45 am

RE: The Oncological Argument against the existence of God - by downbeatplumb - December 24, 2015 at 5:04 am

RE: The Oncological Argument against the existence of God - by ErGingerbreadMandude - December 24, 2015 at 5:47 am

RE: The Oncological Argument against the existence of God - by robvalue - December 24, 2015 at 5:49 am

RE: The Oncological Argument against the existence of God - by Cyberman - December 24, 2015 at 5:57 am

RE: The Oncological Argument against the existence of God - by Alex K - December 24, 2015 at 11:27 am

RE: The Oncological Argument against the existence of God - by ignoramus - December 24, 2015 at 6:06 am

RE: The Oncological Argument against the existence of God - by robvalue - December 24, 2015 at 6:08 am

RE: The Oncological Argument against the existence of God - by Delicate - December 24, 2015 at 4:38 pm

RE: The Oncological Argument against the existence of God - by Edwardo Piet - December 24, 2015 at 4:41 pm

RE: The Oncological Argument against the existence of God - by Delicate - December 24, 2015 at 4:51 pm

RE: The Oncological Argument against the existence of God - by Edwardo Piet - December 24, 2015 at 4:56 pm

RE: The Oncological Argument against the existence of God - by Sal - December 24, 2015 at 5:08 pm

RE: The Oncological Argument against the existence of God - by Cyberman - December 24, 2015 at 10:17 pm

RE: The Oncological Argument against the existence of God - by vorlon13 - December 24, 2015 at 11:31 pm

RE: The Oncological Argument against the existence of God - by Alex K - December 24, 2015 at 11:40 pm

RE: The Oncological Argument against the existence of God - by vorlon13 - December 25, 2015 at 1:03 am

RE: The Oncological Argument against the existence of God - by Crossless1 - December 25, 2015 at 1:07 am

RE: The Oncological Argument against the existence of God - by Cyberman - December 25, 2015 at 5:02 am

RE: The Oncological Argument against the existence of God - by robvalue - December 25, 2015 at 5:09 am

RE: The Oncological Argument against the existence of God - by Cyberman - December 25, 2015 at 6:19 am

RE: The Oncological Argument against the existence of God - by downbeatplumb - December 25, 2015 at 7:46 am

RE: The Oncological Argument against the existence of God - by vorlon13 - December 25, 2015 at 7:12 am

RE: The Oncological Argument against the existence of God - by Cyberman - December 25, 2015 at 7:55 am

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