(December 24, 2015 at 2:53 pm)TrueChristian Wrote: [...]
On this the eve of his birthday, get down on your knees and say "Jesus, I trust in you!!!". He will be your friend and companion, and give you friendship like none other!!!!
Will he suck my d*ck, though? I'm only interested in friendship with benefits. And if so - shouldn't HE get down on his knees?
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
