How did you become an atheist?

[Whateverist]

You can pretend all you like, but you're handling of this[whatever this was] is biased. That is clear from how you shifted gears early on. I would recommend thinking about that, if you give two fucks about users. They might not always know what's best[or what might be better] for them, but that's why you should.

Yes, I'm telling you how to do your jobs. Get over it.

How to put this politely?  Pengy shut the fuck up.  You are not the arbiter of who gets to be staff or how they do their job.  That belongs exclusively to Tiberius.  The staff we have are excellent and responsible for the excellence of the space in which we converse.  No one -other than you perhaps- think you would be better at it.  If you persist in making our excellent staff regret their decision to serve as staff, there will soon be an upwelling of support from your fellow forum users for having you banned.  

We like the staff we have.  So quit bugging them or bugger off.