God is right there - just beyond the corner of your eye. No, don't turn to look; now see what you did, you scared him off. Now he's moved to the other side of you, always juuust out of sight.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'