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Shitty movies you've seen
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RE: Shitty movies you've seen
I seem to recall seeing about half of the movies on the list - most of them for free, thanks to all sorts of piracy and TV.

The ones that left any impression worth disclosing would be:

10. Ishtar - (1987) (Warren Beatty, Dustin Hoffman) - I saw that on TV long time ago and I remember kind of liking the Beatty/Hoffman stage act.

19. Cool As Ice - (1991) (Vanilla Ice) - I watched that on TV, late one night, as a teenage rock-geek - with pure contempt.

20. Burn Hollywood Burn-An Allan Smithie Film - (1997) (Ryan O'Neal) - I actually liked this one, the first time I caught it on TV, not knowing what it was. Eric Idle was funny. Or maybe it was the weed...

45. Godzilla - (1998) (Matthew Broderick) - this one I went to the cinema for. I even bought the "soundtrack", mainly for the Jamiroquai song which I still love. I never watched the classic Godzilla movies, so I didn't care much, about the fact, that this one was a dinosaur. It didn't seem like such a sh*tty movie at the time, because it was the late 90's - the time of the most atrocious summer blockbusters in the history of cinema...

55. Bio-Dome - (1996) (Pauly Shore) - horrible, horrible movie, but one of the earliest appearances of Tenacious D...

61. The Postman - (1997) (Kevin Costner) - this one didn't seem so bad. But maybe it's just, that as a misanthrope and a child of the Cold War, I'm predisposed to enjoying post-apocalyptic scenarios.

71. Problem Child - (1990) (John Ritter) - I liked this as a kid. I especially liked Amy Yasbeck... My taste in women hasn't changed much since.

88. Mac And Me - (1988) (Jonathan Ward) - I also have 3rd generation VHS-quality memories of this brand-marketing monstrosity. I remember enjoying it at the time, which proves that kids will watch any crap. And for f***'s sake - it's "Mac and I", surely...

97. Four Rooms - (1995) (Madonna) - this one had some funny moments. I can't remember what they were, but I remember liking at least some of the 4 short stories, that this movie consists of. I quite enjoyed the ending, directed by Tarantino.

100. Ernest Scared Stupid - (1991) (Jim Varney) - f*** me, all that Ernest sh*t is creeeeeeepyyyyyyy.... I mean - that guy couldn't look more like a mentally handicapped paedo if he had a bishop's hat on...

Movies not on the list - any christian movie, especially Kirk Cameron's, other than that - too many to mention. I don't even really like most of the movies, that are considered "good", nowadays.
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
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Shitty movies you've seen - by vorlon13 - December 29, 2015 at 8:28 pm
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by vorlon13 - December 29, 2015 at 8:29 pm
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by vorlon13 - December 29, 2015 at 8:31 pm
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by Exian - December 29, 2015 at 8:35 pm
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by Exian - December 29, 2015 at 8:35 pm
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by TheRealJoeFish - December 29, 2015 at 11:26 pm
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by MTL - December 30, 2015 at 12:10 am
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by vorlon13 - December 30, 2015 at 12:16 am
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by Athene - December 30, 2015 at 2:21 am
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by Gawdzilla - December 30, 2015 at 2:54 am
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by downbeatplumb - December 30, 2015 at 6:17 am
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by Gawdzilla - December 30, 2015 at 6:34 am
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by Gawdzilla - December 30, 2015 at 2:52 am
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by vorlon13 - December 30, 2015 at 10:01 am
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by Athene - December 30, 2015 at 2:57 am
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by Brian37 - December 30, 2015 at 7:18 am
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by *Deidre* - December 30, 2015 at 9:33 am
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by Anomalocaris - December 30, 2015 at 9:48 am
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by Faith No More - December 30, 2015 at 9:49 am
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by Alex K - December 30, 2015 at 10:01 am
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by TheRealJoeFish - December 30, 2015 at 10:45 am
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by Homeless Nutter - December 30, 2015 at 10:53 am
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by *Deidre* - December 30, 2015 at 2:09 pm
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by Edwardo Piet - December 30, 2015 at 2:16 pm
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - December 30, 2015 at 7:49 pm
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by downbeatplumb - December 31, 2015 at 6:28 am
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by Alex K - December 31, 2015 at 8:00 am
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by Edwardo Piet - December 30, 2015 at 9:16 pm
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by vorlon13 - December 30, 2015 at 10:06 pm
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by paulpablo - December 31, 2015 at 6:40 am
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by Edwardo Piet - January 9, 2016 at 9:44 pm
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by account_inactive - January 5, 2016 at 11:52 am
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by Iroscato - January 5, 2016 at 12:05 pm
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by vorlon13 - January 5, 2016 at 2:26 pm
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by Alex K - January 5, 2016 at 6:36 pm
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by God of Mr. Hanky - January 5, 2016 at 6:41 pm
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by Alex K - January 5, 2016 at 6:43 pm
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by God of Mr. Hanky - January 5, 2016 at 6:48 pm
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by Alex K - January 6, 2016 at 3:17 am
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by God of Mr. Hanky - January 6, 2016 at 12:33 pm
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by Alex K - January 6, 2016 at 5:50 pm
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by Anomalocaris - January 5, 2016 at 11:41 pm
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by Alex K - January 6, 2016 at 3:20 am
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by ApeNotKillApe - January 6, 2016 at 3:28 am
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by ApeNotKillApe - January 5, 2016 at 6:47 pm
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by God of Mr. Hanky - January 5, 2016 at 6:44 pm
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by Athene - January 6, 2016 at 5:42 pm
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by God of Mr. Hanky - January 7, 2016 at 12:16 am
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by Athene - January 7, 2016 at 12:59 am
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by ApeNotKillApe - January 7, 2016 at 12:21 am
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by Athene - January 7, 2016 at 1:08 am
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by ApeNotKillApe - January 7, 2016 at 1:22 am
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by Athene - January 7, 2016 at 3:00 am
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by ApeNotKillApe - January 7, 2016 at 3:11 am
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by God of Mr. Hanky - January 7, 2016 at 1:54 am
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by Athene - January 7, 2016 at 3:17 am
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by ApeNotKillApe - January 7, 2016 at 8:34 am
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by Athene - January 7, 2016 at 4:06 pm
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by ApeNotKillApe - January 7, 2016 at 4:12 pm
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by The Valkyrie - January 5, 2016 at 6:50 pm
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by vorlon13 - January 5, 2016 at 11:22 pm
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by Athene - January 6, 2016 at 5:54 pm
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by vorlon13 - January 6, 2016 at 7:04 pm
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by ApeNotKillApe - January 5, 2016 at 11:41 pm
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by God of Mr. Hanky - January 5, 2016 at 11:48 pm
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by ErGingerbreadMandude - January 6, 2016 at 5:04 am
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by Silver - January 6, 2016 at 5:44 pm
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by Clueless Morgan - January 6, 2016 at 7:36 pm
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by ApeNotKillApe - January 6, 2016 at 7:46 pm
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RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by Minimalist - January 7, 2016 at 4:47 pm
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by ApeNotKillApe - January 7, 2016 at 4:51 pm
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by Athene - January 7, 2016 at 5:26 pm
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by ApeNotKillApe - January 7, 2016 at 5:39 pm
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by dyresand - January 7, 2016 at 6:15 pm
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by ApeNotKillApe - January 7, 2016 at 6:30 pm
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by Alex K - January 8, 2016 at 8:21 am
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by Faith No More - January 7, 2016 at 8:23 pm
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by Joods - January 7, 2016 at 8:29 pm
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by ApeNotKillApe - January 7, 2016 at 8:32 pm
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by Jello - January 8, 2016 at 8:00 am
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RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by Alex K - January 8, 2016 at 9:26 am
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by account_inactive - January 8, 2016 at 9:41 am
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by The Grand Nudger - January 8, 2016 at 9:59 am
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by Faith No More - January 8, 2016 at 10:51 am
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by account_inactive - January 8, 2016 at 10:54 am
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by Alex K - January 8, 2016 at 12:03 pm
RE: Shitty movies you've seen - by downbeatplumb - January 8, 2016 at 12:07 pm

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