RE: Shitty movies you've seen
December 30, 2015 at 10:53 am
(This post was last modified: December 30, 2015 at 10:55 am by Homeless Nutter.)
I seem to recall seeing about half of the movies on the list - most of them for free, thanks to all sorts of piracy and TV.
The ones that left any impression worth disclosing would be:
10. Ishtar - (1987) (Warren Beatty, Dustin Hoffman) - I saw that on TV long time ago and I remember kind of liking the Beatty/Hoffman stage act.
19. Cool As Ice - (1991) (Vanilla Ice) - I watched that on TV, late one night, as a teenage rock-geek - with pure contempt.
20. Burn Hollywood Burn-An Allan Smithie Film - (1997) (Ryan O'Neal) - I actually liked this one, the first time I caught it on TV, not knowing what it was. Eric Idle was funny. Or maybe it was the weed...
45. Godzilla - (1998) (Matthew Broderick) - this one I went to the cinema for. I even bought the "soundtrack", mainly for the Jamiroquai song which I still love. I never watched the classic Godzilla movies, so I didn't care much, about the fact, that this one was a dinosaur. It didn't seem like such a sh*tty movie at the time, because it was the late 90's - the time of the most atrocious summer blockbusters in the history of cinema...
55. Bio-Dome - (1996) (Pauly Shore) - horrible, horrible movie, but one of the earliest appearances of Tenacious D...
61. The Postman - (1997) (Kevin Costner) - this one didn't seem so bad. But maybe it's just, that as a misanthrope and a child of the Cold War, I'm predisposed to enjoying post-apocalyptic scenarios.
71. Problem Child - (1990) (John Ritter) - I liked this as a kid. I especially liked Amy Yasbeck... My taste in women hasn't changed much since.
88. Mac And Me - (1988) (Jonathan Ward) - I also have 3rd generation VHS-quality memories of this brand-marketing monstrosity. I remember enjoying it at the time, which proves that kids will watch any crap. And for f***'s sake - it's "Mac and I", surely...
97. Four Rooms - (1995) (Madonna) - this one had some funny moments. I can't remember what they were, but I remember liking at least some of the 4 short stories, that this movie consists of. I quite enjoyed the ending, directed by Tarantino.
100. Ernest Scared Stupid - (1991) (Jim Varney) - f*** me, all that Ernest sh*t is creeeeeeepyyyyyyy.... I mean - that guy couldn't look more like a mentally handicapped paedo if he had a bishop's hat on...
Movies not on the list - any christian movie, especially Kirk Cameron's, other than that - too many to mention. I don't even really like most of the movies, that are considered "good", nowadays.
The ones that left any impression worth disclosing would be:
10. Ishtar - (1987) (Warren Beatty, Dustin Hoffman) - I saw that on TV long time ago and I remember kind of liking the Beatty/Hoffman stage act.
19. Cool As Ice - (1991) (Vanilla Ice) - I watched that on TV, late one night, as a teenage rock-geek - with pure contempt.
20. Burn Hollywood Burn-An Allan Smithie Film - (1997) (Ryan O'Neal) - I actually liked this one, the first time I caught it on TV, not knowing what it was. Eric Idle was funny. Or maybe it was the weed...
45. Godzilla - (1998) (Matthew Broderick) - this one I went to the cinema for. I even bought the "soundtrack", mainly for the Jamiroquai song which I still love. I never watched the classic Godzilla movies, so I didn't care much, about the fact, that this one was a dinosaur. It didn't seem like such a sh*tty movie at the time, because it was the late 90's - the time of the most atrocious summer blockbusters in the history of cinema...
55. Bio-Dome - (1996) (Pauly Shore) - horrible, horrible movie, but one of the earliest appearances of Tenacious D...
61. The Postman - (1997) (Kevin Costner) - this one didn't seem so bad. But maybe it's just, that as a misanthrope and a child of the Cold War, I'm predisposed to enjoying post-apocalyptic scenarios.
71. Problem Child - (1990) (John Ritter) - I liked this as a kid. I especially liked Amy Yasbeck... My taste in women hasn't changed much since.
88. Mac And Me - (1988) (Jonathan Ward) - I also have 3rd generation VHS-quality memories of this brand-marketing monstrosity. I remember enjoying it at the time, which proves that kids will watch any crap. And for f***'s sake - it's "Mac and I", surely...
97. Four Rooms - (1995) (Madonna) - this one had some funny moments. I can't remember what they were, but I remember liking at least some of the 4 short stories, that this movie consists of. I quite enjoyed the ending, directed by Tarantino.
100. Ernest Scared Stupid - (1991) (Jim Varney) - f*** me, all that Ernest sh*t is creeeeeeepyyyyyyy.... I mean - that guy couldn't look more like a mentally handicapped paedo if he had a bishop's hat on...
Movies not on the list - any christian movie, especially Kirk Cameron's, other than that - too many to mention. I don't even really like most of the movies, that are considered "good", nowadays.
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw