For me, I invite everyone to my party, booze preferable and clothing optional. We can have cake and jelly and icecream and balloons and play pass the parcel and kiss chase. Not musical chairs though, that always ends in tears. We can put our more, umm, 'special' guests in a cage and throw snausages at them.
I don't think I'll invite that Stimbo though. I know him a bit better than you lot do. He's a right twat and I've seen what he's like at parties.
I don't think I'll invite that Stimbo though. I know him a bit better than you lot do. He's a right twat and I've seen what he's like at parties.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
