From Now until Then

[Faith No More]

I don't claim to speak for God. I know I was created to be his voice and will be for eternity. You simply don't believe me and that's your problem, not mine.

How can you claim to be God's voice but then say you don't speak for God? If you were created to be his voice then you claim to speak for him. You're just like every other theist that claims they are the only one to know the true nature of God. I'm pretty sure God would understand that sending some person to spout apocolyptic prophecy on the internet would be laughed at as a lunatic so he/she would choose a better way to spread his/her word. History is riddled with people like you(google William Miller if you want an example) and nothing separates you from any other failed prophets.

By the way oh holy one, what day can I expect the end of the world so I can get rid of all of my worldly posessions and repent?

Lots of liars claim to speak for God but I don't have to claim it. I know I'm his voice and speak for him. If you follow up who I am in the flesh, you will see that I'll be killed. Then shortly after that the earth will start shaking violently that will kill most people in the first hour. The rest will die sometime after that and by the time the crust melts with hot lava, everything on earth will be destroyed.

Don't worry about selling your stuff because it won't help you any. Everyone of God's people are saved from their flesh as they perish. We are nothing but thoughts in God who need a physical body to experience our life so we'll remain in him until paradise is ready. Then we'll get new bodies to experience our thoughts with. These thoughts are where God made plans for life existence and they make our bodies function. Without God, nothing could exist.

Okay I'll bite, why you? What qualifies you do speak for God? How do you know everyone else only claimed to speak for God while you truly do? Have you ever been screened for shcizophrenia?