Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread

[Cinjin]

So, I'm in a bar and these two rather large women

are sitting nearby at an adjacent table.

I say, "cool accents, are you two ladies from Scotland?"

One of them yells back, "It's Wales you idiot!"

So I said, "OK, are you two whales from Scotland?"

I don't remember much after that.