(February 3, 2016 at 8:28 am)Mancunian Wrote: Yes, I am going to hell, I'm working in Liverpool next week.
Reminds me of the time I tried chatting up this girl in the pub, and I tried the line "Your dad must have been a thief."
"Oh yes?" she giggled, "Because he stole me from heaven, I suppose."
I said "No, you're a Scouser."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
