I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit?

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I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit?

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RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit?

February 7, 2016 at 1:10 pm

(February 7, 2016 at 1:06 pm)popsthebuilder Wrote:
(February 7, 2016 at 12:47 pm)Nay_Sayer Wrote: Even the mighty FSM is slightly confused by this mess. He forgives you and offers salvation and oreo's.
Oreos!?

Faith in selfless Unity for Good.

Yes and in the afterlife we get an endless beer volcano,strippers, a mountain of oeros, mansions and more

Join us. RAmen

"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming" -The Prophet Boiardi-

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I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by Edwardo Piet - February 5, 2016 at 1:41 pm

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by Nay_Sayer - February 5, 2016 at 2:33 pm

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by Minimalist - February 5, 2016 at 2:38 pm

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by Edwardo Piet - February 5, 2016 at 2:51 pm

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by rexbeccarox - February 6, 2016 at 4:33 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by drfuzzy - February 5, 2016 at 3:58 pm

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by ignoramus - February 6, 2016 at 1:39 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by ApeNotKillApe - February 6, 2016 at 1:42 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by Edwardo Piet - February 6, 2016 at 1:43 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by robvalue - February 6, 2016 at 3:46 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by Edwardo Piet - February 6, 2016 at 3:48 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by robvalue - February 6, 2016 at 3:59 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by Edwardo Piet - February 6, 2016 at 4:05 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by robvalue - February 6, 2016 at 4:12 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by Edwardo Piet - February 6, 2016 at 4:15 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by robvalue - February 6, 2016 at 4:18 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by Edwardo Piet - February 6, 2016 at 4:20 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by Edwardo Piet - February 6, 2016 at 4:39 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by robvalue - February 6, 2016 at 4:41 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by rexbeccarox - February 6, 2016 at 4:42 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by Homeless Nutter - February 6, 2016 at 6:22 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by robvalue - February 6, 2016 at 6:23 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by Edwardo Piet - February 6, 2016 at 4:53 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by popsthebuilder - February 6, 2016 at 9:52 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by The Grand Nudger - February 6, 2016 at 10:14 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by popsthebuilder - February 6, 2016 at 10:02 pm

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by Homeless Nutter - February 6, 2016 at 11:56 pm

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by ApeNotKillApe - February 6, 2016 at 10:15 pm

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by ignoramus - February 6, 2016 at 11:44 pm

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by ignoramus - February 7, 2016 at 12:50 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by Edwardo Piet - February 7, 2016 at 2:00 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by ApeNotKillApe - February 7, 2016 at 2:10 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by Edwardo Piet - February 7, 2016 at 2:30 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by ApeNotKillApe - February 7, 2016 at 2:33 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by Edwardo Piet - February 7, 2016 at 2:54 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by Edwardo Piet - February 7, 2016 at 2:56 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by ApeNotKillApe - February 7, 2016 at 3:22 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by robvalue - February 7, 2016 at 4:40 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by popsthebuilder - February 7, 2016 at 4:48 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by houseofcantor - February 7, 2016 at 4:54 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by popsthebuilder - February 7, 2016 at 4:50 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by Ravenshire - February 7, 2016 at 5:07 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by Homeless Nutter - February 7, 2016 at 5:55 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by popsthebuilder - February 7, 2016 at 4:51 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by popsthebuilder - February 7, 2016 at 4:52 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by robvalue - February 7, 2016 at 4:57 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by popsthebuilder - February 7, 2016 at 5:00 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by popsthebuilder - February 7, 2016 at 5:02 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by robvalue - February 7, 2016 at 5:04 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by popsthebuilder - February 7, 2016 at 5:04 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by robvalue - February 7, 2016 at 5:06 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by ignoramus - February 7, 2016 at 5:13 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by robvalue - February 7, 2016 at 5:27 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by popsthebuilder - February 7, 2016 at 5:43 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by ignoramus - February 7, 2016 at 5:53 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by popsthebuilder - February 7, 2016 at 6:00 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by Homeless Nutter - February 7, 2016 at 6:15 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by ignoramus - February 7, 2016 at 6:07 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by robvalue - February 7, 2016 at 6:09 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by robvalue - February 7, 2016 at 6:56 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by popsthebuilder - February 7, 2016 at 11:33 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by popsthebuilder - February 7, 2016 at 11:35 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by popsthebuilder - February 7, 2016 at 11:39 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by popsthebuilder - February 7, 2016 at 11:44 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by Nay_Sayer - February 7, 2016 at 12:47 pm

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by ApeNotKillApe - February 7, 2016 at 11:59 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by robvalue - February 7, 2016 at 12:44 pm

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by popsthebuilder - February 7, 2016 at 1:06 pm

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by Nay_Sayer - February 7, 2016 at 1:10 pm

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by robvalue - February 7, 2016 at 1:12 pm

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by Nay_Sayer - February 7, 2016 at 1:14 pm

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by robvalue - February 7, 2016 at 1:19 pm

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by popsthebuilder - February 7, 2016 at 1:23 pm

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by Nay_Sayer - February 7, 2016 at 1:43 pm

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by robvalue - February 7, 2016 at 1:25 pm

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