(February 12, 2016 at 5:37 pm)Cecelia Wrote: How to convert an atheist:
Step 1: Make atheism illegal in your country. Make sure that it is punishable by death to deny the divinity of Christ your savior.
Step 2: Make sure other religions are punished too. They might switch to churches they consider more reasonable like Satanism.
Step 3: Be sure that laws in your country are passed according to the holy book, the bible.
Step 4: Make sure Gay Marriage gets re-banned
Step 5: Congratulations! You have now converted Atheists from American to Canadian. You now have the Christian Iran you've wanted so bad. If there were a hell, you would belong in it.
1. Nope there will still be atheists. Lately in the middle east more and more people are turning atheist.
2. Look at my first statement they would just "convert" but eventually will loose their faith turning into atheists
3. The middle east did it and they are a hell hole.
4. Eh i could see it happening not in the US anyways.
5. Pretty sure people would over throw a tyrannical theocracy as soon as people are like we can't eat a fucking lobster
or crab people would be in general upset with such biblical laws.
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