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Somebody born in space (e.g. on Mars) csn never conduct Hajj or Umrah
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RE: Somebody born in space (e.g. on Mars) csn never conduct Hajj or Umrah
Sod all that science stuff, it's much too hard. What if we just pray for Venus instead?

Come on guys. If we all put our trust in Jesus, he'll sort out that pesky CO2 problem in no time. We could borrow Mohammed's magic horse to get us there, too. And with Jesus watching over us, our insurance premiums should be cheaper.
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RE: Somebody born in space (e.g. on Mars) csn never conduct Hajj or Umrah - by FebruaryOfReason - February 14, 2016 at 6:55 am

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