What's the lamest defence of Theism you've ever heard?

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I think, "Well who made everything then?" is the laziest, most redundant question-begging stupid defense I have heard.

Most theistic arguments just boil down to this, once you've cut through the crap. Someone must have done some stuff, and it just happens to be my personal invisible friend.

Also, "Everything is evidence of god". That's just another way of putting the same thing, really.

"Hitler was an atheist!" is perhaps even more completely stupid.