Scoob, you have a brain like blotting paper. Not only does it absorb everything it comes into contact with, it all comes out backwards.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'