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[Chad32]

This seems to be how Chick Tracts go. In these tracts anyone who isn't a christian is either evil, or has never heard of Jesus at all. Because it's not like you can read the bible, and not convert immediately, without also being demon possessed or something.

I call my demon Fluffy Bunnykins. She tells me to do such unchristian things as:
1) Don't go off slaughtering unbelievers and raping their girl children.
2) Vote gay marriage, and don't interfere with consensual relationships between other adults, no matter their nature nor the gender make up
3) Don't kill somebody because they were caught picking up sticks on a Sunday.
4) Work Sundays if I get it. The overtime rates are great
5) Eat plenty of pork, especially on Fridays.
And so on. I must be the most evil person alive

So very unchristian-like. Next he'll be telling you not to bomb Planned Parenthood clinics.