Wikihow "how to convert an atheist"

[drfuzzy]

Really, drippy.  You don't have to keep proving you're an asshole with walls of text.  We take it as a given.

Move along.

I second Min's suggestion.  
I actually un-hid (is that a word?  oh well.) your post.  You don't like the website suggestions either.  Well, well.  Go write a better one.  Tell them all the things you have learned during all the months of your life that you have wasted, posting huge amounts of badly-written, egotistical, idiotic self-aggrandizing crap, trying to teach people who don't want to be taught, and never being taken seriously.