Feel the Bern!!!

[Excited Penguin]

And it's not my version[...]

You know what I meant. Now you're just being pedantic. I'm saying your paraphrasing of either quote seemed more like Duke's version... which is a good thing I think because Duke's is punchier.

I'm not trying to be difficult here, Evie, I'm just trying to be accurate. I'm sorry if I came off as too argumentative, but there's an actual argument to be had here and we won't resolve it by tiptoeing around it.

They Live version, word for word: I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... And I'm all out of bubblegum.

What Sterben said: He is kicking ass and chewing bubble gum and he's all out of gum.

My correction of him: He came to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and he's all out of bubblegum.

Duke Nukem version: It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum.

And now, together, for comparison:

1. I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... And I'm all out of bubblegum.
   
2. He is kicking ass and chewing bubble gum and he's all out of gum.
   
3. He came to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and he's all out of bubblegum.
   
4. It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum.
   

Sterben's version(2) is like neither the Dukem one(4) or the They Live one(1). My correction(3) is more like the They Live one(1) and not like the Dukem one(4).