Reminds me of the party political put out by the Lib Dems some years ago, in which John Cleese pointed out that if everyone who said they'd vote Lib Dem if they had a chance of winning actually voted Lib Dem, then they would do.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
