What's the lamest defence of Theism you've ever heard?

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Nothing is outside the universe, by definition.

If we were created, that's one conclusion, although I don't think it's supported. It's another entire non-sequitur to announce that it's most likely a magic being that happens to be the main character in a popular story book. That is what Christians believe, after all. Pretending that has anything to do with science and reason is either incredibly naive or dishonest.