(February 22, 2016 at 2:03 pm)drfuzzy Wrote: >>> I was raised fundie, fuckwad. I have most of your wholly babble memorized - I had to quote new memorized verses before dinner every night, and if I couldn't, I didn't get dinner. I know preachers well. Most of the preachers I have ever encountered were busy having multiple affairs and getting all of the 13-year-old girls pregnant. Oh, but that's ok, because they preach the word and speak for god. I spent 46 years being preached at before I broke free. I've had enough of that hideous moronic bullcrap preaching for five lifetimes. That's why you're on ignore.
Wow. Damn. 46?!?! They had that shit drilled into you deep. I made it out at 19. My parents were fundies in that they reject evolution and take it all literally but I had nothing like what you went through. Also if you were lesbian the whole time I can only imagine how confused, fucked up and self loathing you were.
Somewhat serious and somewhat joking: what if you quoted the batshit crazy verses like the one where "I long for my lover that was hung like a horse" or what if you quoted, "Ahaziah was 42 years old when he became king," one night and the next night you quoted, "Ahaziah was 22 years old when he became king"?
Jesus is like Pinocchio. He's the bastard son of a carpenter. And a liar. And he wishes he was real.
