RE: Is Ghandi goint to hell or eternal death
March 4, 2011 at 11:12 am
(This post was last modified: March 4, 2011 at 12:01 pm by reverendjeremiah.)
(March 4, 2011 at 10:20 am)Watson Wrote: Ghandi is up in Heaven now.
YEAH! that means that you dont have to worship Jesus to get into heaven! Here I thought Jesus said the only way to get to heaven was through believing in him.
Wait..what if someone is just as kind as Ghandi, yet doesnt want to spend ANY kind of eternity in an afterlife? Do we get a choice?
Jesus - "Hey rev.. I know you thought I was bogus..but since I let Ghandi in here I guess I have to let you in here as well..cant look like a hypocrite..know what Im sayin?"
Rev - "Naw..I would rather go back as a ghost, gather some inside trader information from all of those theives on wallstreet and give it to my wife and friends so they can get filthy stinking rich..yup..thats the ticket...I can do that for about 5 years and then you can send me to oblivion so I can get some real peace and quiet."
Jesus - "Sorry, cant do that..wallstreet is running exactly the way our loving lord planned it..I guess it will be the lake of fire for you?"
Rev - "I guess I will have plenty of time to learn the backstroke."
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