The Seven Godly Sins
March 5, 2016 at 6:29 am
(This post was last modified: March 5, 2016 at 6:30 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
This just got emailed to me. Apos in advance for those to whom it is old hat, but I thought it clever enough to post here.
-If God destroys people for not obeying him, it is wrath.
-If God punishes people for believing in a different god, it is envy.
-If God allows tragedies and disasters to happen when it is in his power to prevent them, it is sloth.
-If God allows people to hunger when he has enough for himself, it is gluttony.
-If God demands that people worship him, it is pride.
-If God expects tithes, sacrifices, and other offerings for which he has no use, it is greed.
-If God insists on being party to every marriage, it is lust.
Boru
-If God destroys people for not obeying him, it is wrath.
-If God punishes people for believing in a different god, it is envy.
-If God allows tragedies and disasters to happen when it is in his power to prevent them, it is sloth.
-If God allows people to hunger when he has enough for himself, it is gluttony.
-If God demands that people worship him, it is pride.
-If God expects tithes, sacrifices, and other offerings for which he has no use, it is greed.
-If God insists on being party to every marriage, it is lust.
Boru
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