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The Seven Types of Christians
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The Seven Types of Christians
For the resident theists, which one are you?
For atheists, former theists, which one were you?

Quote:TYPE 1
Ephesus




TYPE 2
Smyrna




TYPE 3
Pergamos




TYPE 4
Thyatira




TYPE 5
Sardis




TYPE 6
Philadelphia




TYPE 7
Laodicea



http://www.patheos.com/blogs/goodandtrut...hristians/
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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#2
RE: The Seven Types of Christians
shouldn't there be a True Christian™ choice?

Something acknowledging Jesus' faith of apocalyptic Judaism ?? Practicing a religion about Jesus is clearly the last thing He had in mind, he wanted followers who practiced the religion he was sent to perfect.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#3
RE: The Seven Types of Christians
When I was a christian, I believe I was most like the Philadelphia.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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#4
RE: The Seven Types of Christians
Where's the one about fucking the children and stealing lots of money from fools?
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#5
RE: The Seven Types of Christians
1 - 7 ??
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#6
RE: The Seven Types of Christians
Does seem that way, huh?
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#7
RE: The Seven Types of Christians
indeed
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#8
RE: The Seven Types of Christians
Sardis = Stupidity and relative delusion in shit ?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#9
RE: The Seven Types of Christians
Couldn't get past the first, stomach-churning one. EX-RCC. Not a True Xtian™ Tongue
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#10
RE: The Seven Types of Christians
Me, Dopey.
Min, Grumpy.
Alex, Doc but soon to be Sleepy.
Valk, Doc.
Hammy is probably Happy.
I'll make C_L Bashful, she won't join/post in A69.
Got nothing for Sneezy.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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