(March 11, 2016 at 10:00 am)ignoramus Wrote:(March 9, 2016 at 11:09 am)LadyForCamus Wrote: Best bedtime story, EVER! [emoji13]
I know! lol.
To compensate for this harsh reality, I make it up to the kiddies by telling them that they've got absolutely nothing to worry about as earth would have completely perished trillions of years before the death of our universe ... But I have noticed that they cry themselves to sleep alot? Is it something I said?
LMFAO. Why aren't you writing children's books?! This is clearly your niche! [emoji106]
Eh, if they cry about that, just remind them they'll be dead long before the earth perishes. And since there is no afterlife, they'll be nothing more than disintegrated worm meat at the time, and therefore shall not have to bare witness!
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”
Wiser words were never spoken.
Wiser words were never spoken.
