Like these?
My Bonnie has tuberculosis
My Bonnie has puss on her lungs
She coughs up a bloody solution
And dries it and chews it for gum
For gum
Dentien, Dentien,
She dries and chews it for gum.
My father lay over the ocean
My mother lay over the sea
My father lay over my mother
And that's how I came to be
To be.
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school
We have tortured all the teachers - we have broken all the rules
We ramrocked all the offices and hung the principal
March on, third grade, march on!
Glory, glory, hallelujah
My teacher hit me with a ruler
I hid behind her door with a loaded .44
And the teacher don't teach no more!
On top of spagetti (on top of spagetti)
All covered with cheese (all covered with cheese)
I lost my poor meatball (I lost my poor meatball)
When somebody sneezed (when somebody sneezed)
It rolled off the table (it rolled off the table)
And onto the floor (and onto the floor)
And then my poor meatball (and then my poor meatball)
Rolled out of the door (rolled out of the door)
It rolled in the garden (it rolled in the garden)
And under a bush (and under a bush)
And then my poor meatball (and then my poor meatball)
Was nothing but mush (was nothing but mush
I think every one has sung one at one time or another.
My Bonnie has tuberculosis
My Bonnie has puss on her lungs
She coughs up a bloody solution
And dries it and chews it for gum
For gum
Dentien, Dentien,
She dries and chews it for gum.
My father lay over the ocean
My mother lay over the sea
My father lay over my mother
And that's how I came to be
To be.
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school
We have tortured all the teachers - we have broken all the rules
We ramrocked all the offices and hung the principal
March on, third grade, march on!
Glory, glory, hallelujah
My teacher hit me with a ruler
I hid behind her door with a loaded .44
And the teacher don't teach no more!
On top of spagetti (on top of spagetti)
All covered with cheese (all covered with cheese)
I lost my poor meatball (I lost my poor meatball)
When somebody sneezed (when somebody sneezed)
It rolled off the table (it rolled off the table)
And onto the floor (and onto the floor)
And then my poor meatball (and then my poor meatball)
Rolled out of the door (rolled out of the door)
It rolled in the garden (it rolled in the garden)
And under a bush (and under a bush)
And then my poor meatball (and then my poor meatball)
Was nothing but mush (was nothing but mush
I think every one has sung one at one time or another.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god. If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
