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Why the whole Adam and Eve Fall story makes no sense

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Why the whole Adam and Eve Fall story makes no sense
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RE: Why the whole Adam and Eve Fall story makes no sense
March 16, 2016 at 4:54 pm
I've always found that the story of Adam and Eve makes much more sense when viewed as pornographic allegory.

The couple wandering round naked in the garden. That "garden" so full of lush vegetation, the "snake" that seduced Eve into "knowledge". The luscious "fruit" of knowledge leading to sin, etc, etc.

Urrrhh, urrrghh, think I'll just go visit a few other websites ...
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Why the whole Adam and Eve Fall story makes no sense

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RE: Why the whole Adam and Eve Fall story makes no sense - by FebruaryOfReason - March 16, 2016 at 4:54 pm
RE: Why the whole Adam and Eve Fall story makes no sense - by deleteduser12345 - March 16, 2016 at 8:04 pm

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