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RE: Teach children about Jesus at a young age,
March 16, 2016 at 8:24 pm
"Dear kiddies,


Jesus" is a made-up bullshit story designed to make ignorant peasants do what they are told so that they can get to heaven and kiss jesus' ass for eternity.  This ensures that the king and his priests don't have any trouble from them while they are grinding them into the dirt.

If you want to believe in this silliness when you reach a reasonable age, you can.  But mommy and I will be very disappointed that you turned out to be such a fuck-up."


That's all kids need to know about "jesus."
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Teach children about Jesus at a young age, - by Silver - March 11, 2016 at 1:12 am
RE: Teach children about Jesus at a young age, - by Joods - March 11, 2016 at 2:30 am
RE: Teach children about Jesus at a young age, - by Joods - March 11, 2016 at 6:59 am
RE: Teach children about Jesus at a young age, - by Joods - March 14, 2016 at 12:50 am
RE: Teach children about Jesus at a young age, - by Joods - March 11, 2016 at 8:25 am
RE: Teach children about Jesus at a young age, - by Joods - March 11, 2016 at 2:49 pm
RE: Teach children about Jesus at a young age, - by Chad32 - March 11, 2016 at 11:30 am
RE: Teach children about Jesus at a young age, - by Joods - March 11, 2016 at 3:29 pm
RE: Teach children about Jesus at a young age, - by Joods - March 11, 2016 at 3:08 pm
RE: Teach children about Jesus at a young age, - by emjay - March 11, 2016 at 5:07 pm
RE: Teach children about Jesus at a young age, - by emjay - March 14, 2016 at 12:03 pm
RE: Teach children about Jesus at a young age, - by emjay - March 14, 2016 at 12:47 pm
RE: Teach children about Jesus at a young age, - by Silver - March 14, 2016 at 12:17 pm
RE: Teach children about Jesus at a young age, - by emjay - March 14, 2016 at 1:28 pm
RE: Teach children about Jesus at a young age, - by emjay - March 14, 2016 at 2:17 pm
RE: Teach children about Jesus at a young age, - by emjay - March 17, 2016 at 9:57 am
RE: Teach children about Jesus at a young age, - by Minimalist - March 16, 2016 at 8:24 pm
RE: Teach children about Jesus at a young age, - by Joods - March 21, 2016 at 11:57 am
RE: Teach children about Jesus at a young age, - by Joods - March 22, 2016 at 4:30 am
RE: Teach children about Jesus at a young age, - by Joods - March 22, 2016 at 4:36 am
RE: Teach children about Jesus at a young age, - by Joods - March 22, 2016 at 10:46 am
RE: Teach children about Jesus at a young age, - by Joods - March 22, 2016 at 12:35 pm
RE: Teach children about Jesus at a young age, - by Joods - March 22, 2016 at 12:48 pm

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