Teach children about Jesus at a young age,

[Huggy Bear]

"Dear kiddies,


Jesus" is a made-up bullshit story designed to make ignorant peasants do what they are told so that they can get to heaven and kiss jesus' ass for eternity.  This ensures that the king and his priests don't have any trouble from them while they are grinding them into the dirt.

If you want to believe in this silliness when you reach a reasonable age, you can.  But mommy and I will be very disappointed that you turned out to be such a fuck-up."


That's all kids need to know about "jesus."

Really? That why Priests (with the kings permission) were putting Christians to death when they didn't conform to their brand of religious doctrine?

That's why the Catholic church made translating the bible into a language people could read illegal? Because obviously if you want the "ignorant peasants" to believe the scriptures, the best thing to do is ensure they can't read it for themselves.