"Men are all pigs"

[Cecelia]

I thought the feminists were invented to distract from the faked moon landings. Think about it, the timing matches perfectly. From that day on, anyone who told the truth about the moon landings could immediately be silenced by flimsy accusations of sexism.

You heard wrong.  Feminism was invented to distract from Global Warming.  They knew that Republicans would never believe in Climate Change so long as they had to deal with women actually having a say.  Once our planet reaches the appropriate temperatures, our Lizard Overlords will take over and there'll be nothing we can do about it.

George W. Bush is the Lizard People's puppet.  He used a time machine to go back and fake the moon landings so people wouldn't notice when he ran for President for four consecutive terms.  The first time as George W. Bush, and the second time as Barack Obama-- a black man alllegedly born in Hawaii.  But we NEVER SAW the birth certificate.  We never SAW the thesis.  That's because they don't exist, because there is no Barrack Obama.  It's just George W. Bush who underwent surgery to appear black. I heard it from Eddie Bush himself so it must be true.