Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread

[Rev. Rye]

Here's one little humorous thing I rediscovered recently. It's an old scare video from the days immediately after Columbine. It might not seem hilarious at first, but look at it and think about it a little.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zepAp5qQiDw

This raises some very serious questions, like, how can this kid carry five revolvers of varying sizes, four semi-automatics, what looks like an old flintlock pistol, a TEC-9, and a full-sized shotgun in his pants without anyone noticing? Wouldn't some of them just be redundant? I remember reading a book written by a Mafia hitman where he explained he usually carried around two guns, plus a strange monstrosity the size of a cigarette box that could apparently handle any size bullet that would confuse the hell out of even the most seasoned forensics people (not even counting the gun he purchased for each individual job) and even this seems way too excessive. Christ, how can he even walk with that shotgun alone? Does he just pretend he's got a serious limp? With all this firepower in his pants, how hasn't he Plaxico Burressed himself yet?

Of course, it should go without saying this was doctored.