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Why the whole Adam and Eve Fall story makes no sense
RE: Why the whole Adam and Eve Fall story makes no sense
Adam and Eve is just a stupid misogynistic fairy tale written by people trying to explain their origins, not understanding things like genetics, or the fact that snakes can't talk.

Seriously. Just think about Adam just 'coming into being'. The development of language would have been impossible for him without another human being around.

Adam: Hmmm... what's this thing that's going on with my mouth and my head? How do I know what these things are? Holy shit I'm freaking out here. Freaking out.... FUUUUUUUUCK

Think about when he had kids.

Adam: HOLY SHIT! What's that? Why are they so tiny!? I was never this tiny! YOU WERE NEVER THIS TINY! WHAT ARE THESE THINGS? I was expecting something a little bigger! We'll call him Cain. Okay Cain, go work in the field! Uhh... I don't think he's listening to me.

Eve: Cain, go work the fields with Adam.

Adam: THIS MAN DOES NOT LISTEN! Let's go have another one. Maybe the next one will listen. Cain won't even eat the food I give him.
The whole tone of Church teaching in regard to woman is, to the last degree, contemptuous and degrading. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton
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RE: Why the whole Adam and Eve Fall story makes no sense - by deleteduser12345 - March 16, 2016 at 8:04 pm
RE: Why the whole Adam and Eve Fall story makes no sense - by Cecelia - March 22, 2016 at 10:30 pm

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