If the Christian god is real, and if he has bestowed reason upon his creatures only to force them to believe in an unreasonable religion under pain of hellfire, then either he is a cruel comic, or the religion is unreasonable. 
The real question:
Why would you want to prove such a petty being's existence?
If Yahweh is real, he's a d*ck.
The real question:
Why would you want to prove such a petty being's existence?
If Yahweh is real, he's a d*ck.
You're not an ugly person; you're a beautiful monkey.
