I've suggested to some married friends instead of having a baby they consider adopting a grownup. Adoption laws typically have no upper age limit and adopting an adult has many advantages over a baby or a kid:
they can work and bring home money
they can legally drive a car and usually have lower insurance rates
no diapers
most of them don't throw up nearly as much as babies do
they can handle their own Dr. appointments
they can dress themselves
and hey, they are adults, you can't be convicted of neglecting them !!!
they can work and bring home money
they can legally drive a car and usually have lower insurance rates
no diapers
most of them don't throw up nearly as much as babies do
they can handle their own Dr. appointments
they can dress themselves
and hey, they are adults, you can't be convicted of neglecting them !!!
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
