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Why the whole Adam and Eve Fall story makes no sense
RE: Why the whole Adam and Eve Fall story makes no sense
(March 26, 2016 at 7:59 am)robvalue Wrote: Which of these stories are probably true, and which aren't? A quiz for christians, without cheating by looking it up.

Maybe they are all probably true, maybe none of them are.

A) A woman makes a bargain with a king, where they will boil and eat each other's sons.

B) A dragon leads the way to an oasis in the desert, saving the lives of many people.

C) A man describes a "golden tree", and when the group reach the tree which meets the description, they find gold inside the tree.



A) This one time a woman saved her husband's life by mutilating her sons' penises and putting some of it on her husband's feet

B) This one time a guy told his friends to eat his body right before he was executed; his body mysteriously vanished a few days later

C) This one time a guy beat off a thousand uncircumcised men with an ass's mouth
Jesus is like Pinocchio.  He's the bastard son of a carpenter. And a liar. And he wishes he was real.
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RE: Why the whole Adam and Eve Fall story makes no sense - by deleteduser12345 - March 16, 2016 at 8:04 pm
RE: Why the whole Adam and Eve Fall story makes no sense - by Nihilist Virus - March 26, 2016 at 4:13 pm

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