(March 26, 2016 at 7:59 am)robvalue Wrote: Which of these stories are probably true, and which aren't? A quiz for christians, without cheating by looking it up.
Maybe they are all probably true, maybe none of them are.
A) A woman makes a bargain with a king, where they will boil and eat each other's sons.
B) A dragon leads the way to an oasis in the desert, saving the lives of many people.
C) A man describes a "golden tree", and when the group reach the tree which meets the description, they find gold inside the tree.
A) This one time a woman saved her husband's life by mutilating her sons' penises and putting some of it on her husband's feet
B) This one time a guy told his friends to eat his body right before he was executed; his body mysteriously vanished a few days later
C) This one time a guy beat off a thousand uncircumcised men with an ass's mouth
Jesus is like Pinocchio. He's the bastard son of a carpenter. And a liar. And he wishes he was real.
