Why the whole Adam and Eve Fall story makes no sense

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Yep, out of context, Muslims and Jews and Hindus and Buddhists also pull that crap. 

So here is my bullshit translator "If you just ignore all the scientific absurdities and moral flaws and cherry pick, you can swallow it blindly like I did".

Then you were never in a personal relationship with God, that's according to the Bible.
GC

Neither were you.