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Gettin' dem damn idols outta the motherfucking church
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Gettin' dem damn idols outta the motherfucking church
http://www.omaha.com/columnists/kelly/ke...219ca.html

excerpt:
Mark Kenney, 59, who grew up in the parish, had worked at St. Cecilia Cathedral for three years. Around 8 a.m. on Jan. 29, he went to a work shed, picked up a pair of heavy-duty bolt cutters and ascended to a catwalk high above the mostly empty nave, or main sanctuary.
He looked through a peephole, he said, to make sure he wouldn’t hurt any people. And then he cut a steel cable, which sent a suspended, umbrella-carrying, hat-wearing Mary Poppins figure crashing to the floor.
Kenney then went downstairs and removed a cardboard Buddha figure from the Nash Chapel, which also featured costumed mannequins from “The King and I.” He threw the Buddha out one door and proceeded to toss costumed mannequins out two other doors.





Ok, now, let's think about this for a minute.  We know God gets a little huffy about idolatry, so Mark Kenney (the fired janitor) does have some Biblical justification for wanting to clear the sinful detritus from the cathedral . .  .

-but-


he's a fucking Catholic.  Once you start nuking the idols in your cathedral, you're traveling down the path Martin Luther took 5 centuries ago.  The church didn't understand idolatry and graven images back then, and they sure as hell ain't gonna be seeing the light (snicker) any time soon now either.

What the fuck is a man with STRONG protestant leanings doing posing as a goddam Catholic ???   Come on people, if you're going to be religious, at least bother with going to the correct church.  It's not like there aren't 78,000 to choose from.

That guy has got pimento in his head . . . .


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Gettin' dem damn idols outta the motherfucking church - by vorlon13 - March 28, 2016 at 10:28 am

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