(March 29, 2016 at 6:06 am)Alex K Wrote:(March 28, 2016 at 11:57 am)Time Traveler Wrote: I successfully travel from past to future at a very steady pace. However, according to General Relativity, living in the Mile High city my clock ticks ever-so slightly faster than those at sea level. So, if you live at a lower altitude and want to know what's coming, I'll be happy to share my perspective from 0.0000000000000000000000000001 seconds (give or take) in the future so that you can plan your stock transactions accordingly. (I charge a very reasonable 10% commission on all profits.)
Just be sure to not move too often too fast in the eastern direction so special relativity doesn't spoil your advantage.
I tried moving exclusively westbound, but darn near fell off the edge of the earth! Now, I sprint west and creep slowly east. Sure, my wife thinks it's strange, but she's willing to put up with such eccentricities as long as its in the name of science!
