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Proving God in 20 statements
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RE: Proving God in 20 statements
Congratulations, OP; you just proved Ceiling Cat.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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Proving God in 20 statements - by smfortune - March 31, 2016 at 11:39 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by TheRealJoeFish - March 31, 2016 at 11:41 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by smfortune - April 1, 2016 at 4:23 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Mister Agenda - April 5, 2016 at 2:46 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Silver - March 31, 2016 at 11:41 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Bob Kelso - April 1, 2016 at 8:22 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by TheRealJoeFish - March 31, 2016 at 11:42 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by robvalue - March 31, 2016 at 11:44 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Mudhammam - April 1, 2016 at 2:45 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by robvalue - April 1, 2016 at 3:23 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Mudhammam - April 1, 2016 at 11:30 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by TheRealJoeFish - March 31, 2016 at 11:44 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Cyberman - March 31, 2016 at 11:54 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Minimalist - April 1, 2016 at 12:03 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Minimalist - March 31, 2016 at 11:55 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by vorlon13 - April 1, 2016 at 12:12 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by robvalue - April 1, 2016 at 12:15 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by SteelCurtain - April 1, 2016 at 12:34 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by robvalue - April 1, 2016 at 1:09 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Athene - April 1, 2016 at 1:14 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by robvalue - April 1, 2016 at 1:20 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Minimalist - April 1, 2016 at 1:30 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Little lunch - April 1, 2016 at 1:49 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by SteelCurtain - April 1, 2016 at 2:05 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Athene - April 1, 2016 at 2:32 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Thumpalumpacus - April 1, 2016 at 2:08 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Alex K - April 1, 2016 at 2:17 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Minimalist - April 1, 2016 at 2:19 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Red_Wind - April 1, 2016 at 2:41 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Alex K - April 1, 2016 at 4:15 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by smfortune - April 1, 2016 at 4:50 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by smfortune - April 1, 2016 at 4:48 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by drfuzzy - April 1, 2016 at 4:50 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Jackalope - April 1, 2016 at 7:28 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by ignoramus - April 1, 2016 at 3:06 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by I_am_not_mafia - April 1, 2016 at 3:21 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by robvalue - April 1, 2016 at 4:46 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - April 1, 2016 at 4:49 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Alex K - April 1, 2016 at 4:56 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Thumpalumpacus - April 1, 2016 at 5:02 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Alex K - April 1, 2016 at 5:15 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by smfortune - April 1, 2016 at 5:03 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by deleteduser12345 - April 1, 2016 at 7:14 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by smfortune - April 1, 2016 at 7:19 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by deleteduser12345 - April 1, 2016 at 8:31 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by brewer - April 1, 2016 at 9:05 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by smfortune - April 1, 2016 at 10:46 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by smfortune - April 2, 2016 at 1:10 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Thumpalumpacus - April 2, 2016 at 1:47 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Mister Agenda - April 5, 2016 at 2:55 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by smfortune - April 1, 2016 at 4:59 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Nay_Sayer - April 1, 2016 at 5:00 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Joods - April 1, 2016 at 5:49 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by deleteduser12345 - April 1, 2016 at 8:04 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by robvalue - April 1, 2016 at 8:06 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Little lunch - April 1, 2016 at 8:10 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Jehanne - April 1, 2016 at 8:22 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by smfortune - April 1, 2016 at 4:06 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Alex K - April 1, 2016 at 4:11 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Mister Agenda - April 5, 2016 at 2:40 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by drfuzzy - April 1, 2016 at 4:47 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by robvalue - April 1, 2016 at 4:57 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Nay_Sayer - April 1, 2016 at 4:59 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by robvalue - April 1, 2016 at 5:03 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by robvalue - April 1, 2016 at 6:31 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by ignoramus - April 1, 2016 at 11:12 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Lemonvariable72 - April 2, 2016 at 1:27 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by The Grand Nudger - April 1, 2016 at 5:20 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by smfortune - April 1, 2016 at 5:22 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Mister Agenda - April 5, 2016 at 2:56 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by brewer - April 1, 2016 at 5:36 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by smfortune - April 1, 2016 at 5:38 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by brewer - April 1, 2016 at 6:37 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by smfortune - April 1, 2016 at 6:56 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Ravenshire - April 1, 2016 at 9:26 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by smfortune - April 1, 2016 at 10:48 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by downbeatplumb - April 2, 2016 at 7:51 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Cyberman - April 1, 2016 at 5:39 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Red_Wind - April 1, 2016 at 5:49 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Redbeard The Pink - April 1, 2016 at 6:08 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by smfortune - April 1, 2016 at 6:51 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by LostLocke - April 1, 2016 at 6:49 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Minimalist - April 1, 2016 at 6:55 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by robvalue - April 1, 2016 at 7:22 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Redbeard The Pink - April 1, 2016 at 7:39 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Time Traveler - April 1, 2016 at 7:53 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by smfortune - April 1, 2016 at 10:30 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by deleteduser12345 - April 2, 2016 at 7:52 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Time Traveler - April 2, 2016 at 11:12 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Whateverist - April 2, 2016 at 12:00 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by robvalue - April 1, 2016 at 8:04 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Time Traveler - April 1, 2016 at 8:07 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by robvalue - April 1, 2016 at 8:16 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Minimalist - April 1, 2016 at 8:34 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by The Grand Nudger - April 1, 2016 at 9:08 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Cyberman - April 1, 2016 at 10:44 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Minimalist - April 2, 2016 at 12:03 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Cyberman - April 2, 2016 at 7:39 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Jackalope - April 2, 2016 at 10:59 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by smfortune - April 2, 2016 at 12:26 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by MysticKnight - April 2, 2016 at 12:50 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Jackalope - April 2, 2016 at 2:11 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by smfortune - April 2, 2016 at 3:03 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Jackalope - April 2, 2016 at 3:16 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by LastPoet - April 2, 2016 at 7:01 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by LastPoet - April 2, 2016 at 6:54 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Losty - April 2, 2016 at 7:50 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by KevinM1 - April 3, 2016 at 2:27 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by smfortune - April 4, 2016 at 10:32 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Redbeard The Pink - April 5, 2016 at 6:03 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Goosebump - April 5, 2016 at 1:21 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Losty - April 1, 2016 at 10:47 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by MysticKnight - April 1, 2016 at 10:49 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Losty - April 1, 2016 at 10:53 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by MysticKnight - April 1, 2016 at 11:13 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Losty - April 1, 2016 at 11:21 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Cyberman - April 1, 2016 at 10:53 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by The Grand Nudger - April 1, 2016 at 10:59 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Redbeard The Pink - April 1, 2016 at 11:28 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Losty - April 1, 2016 at 11:34 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by smfortune - April 1, 2016 at 11:51 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Losty - April 2, 2016 at 12:01 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by The Grand Nudger - April 1, 2016 at 11:34 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Mudhammam - April 1, 2016 at 11:37 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by MysticKnight - April 1, 2016 at 11:51 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Redbeard The Pink - April 2, 2016 at 12:00 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by MysticKnight - April 2, 2016 at 12:12 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by smfortune - April 2, 2016 at 12:20 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by smfortune - April 2, 2016 at 12:29 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by MysticKnight - April 2, 2016 at 12:41 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by smfortune - April 2, 2016 at 12:49 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Redbeard The Pink - April 2, 2016 at 7:34 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Losty - April 2, 2016 at 12:11 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Mudhammam - April 2, 2016 at 12:27 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by MysticKnight - April 2, 2016 at 12:59 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by robvalue - April 2, 2016 at 1:03 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Mudhammam - April 2, 2016 at 2:52 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Losty - April 2, 2016 at 3:00 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by MysticKnight - April 2, 2016 at 1:32 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Losty - April 2, 2016 at 1:35 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by MysticKnight - April 2, 2016 at 1:45 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by smfortune - April 2, 2016 at 1:53 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by MysticKnight - April 2, 2016 at 1:57 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by smfortune - April 2, 2016 at 2:16 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Losty - April 2, 2016 at 2:43 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by MysticKnight - April 2, 2016 at 10:16 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Nay_Sayer - April 2, 2016 at 2:22 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Whateverist - April 2, 2016 at 1:49 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Alex K - April 2, 2016 at 1:54 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by smfortune - April 2, 2016 at 2:28 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Alex K - April 2, 2016 at 3:51 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Nay_Sayer - April 2, 2016 at 3:08 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by MysticKnight - April 2, 2016 at 2:38 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by smfortune - April 2, 2016 at 2:52 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by MysticKnight - April 2, 2016 at 9:35 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Silver - April 2, 2016 at 2:39 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Excited Penguin - April 2, 2016 at 3:17 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by LastPoet - April 2, 2016 at 8:08 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by JuliaL - April 2, 2016 at 9:39 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Cyberman - April 2, 2016 at 9:42 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Redbeard The Pink - April 2, 2016 at 9:47 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by MysticKnight - April 2, 2016 at 9:49 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by robvalue - April 2, 2016 at 9:54 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Cyberman - April 2, 2016 at 9:56 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by JuliaL - April 2, 2016 at 9:59 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by smfortune - April 2, 2016 at 12:50 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by JuliaL - April 2, 2016 at 1:11 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by robvalue - April 2, 2016 at 11:01 am
Proving God in 20 statements - by LadyForCamus - April 2, 2016 at 12:53 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Alex K - April 2, 2016 at 2:07 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by FatAndFaithless - April 2, 2016 at 2:12 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Fake Messiah - April 2, 2016 at 2:18 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by smfortune - April 2, 2016 at 3:12 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Time Traveler - April 2, 2016 at 4:12 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by deleteduser12345 - April 2, 2016 at 2:19 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Brian37 - April 2, 2016 at 2:26 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by The Grand Nudger - April 2, 2016 at 2:52 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by The Grand Nudger - April 2, 2016 at 3:05 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Mudhammam - April 3, 2016 at 12:22 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Redbeard The Pink - April 3, 2016 at 2:37 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by LastPoet - April 2, 2016 at 7:21 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Minimalist - April 4, 2016 at 10:39 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by smfortune - April 4, 2016 at 10:49 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Ravenshire - April 4, 2016 at 11:16 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by smfortune - April 4, 2016 at 11:34 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by MysticKnight - April 4, 2016 at 11:55 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by smfortune - April 5, 2016 at 12:18 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Minimalist - April 4, 2016 at 10:59 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by smfortune - April 4, 2016 at 11:10 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Losty - April 5, 2016 at 1:29 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by MysticKnight - April 4, 2016 at 11:15 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by smfortune - April 4, 2016 at 11:25 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Nay_Sayer - April 4, 2016 at 11:30 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by MysticKnight - April 4, 2016 at 11:32 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by MysticKnight - April 5, 2016 at 12:34 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Alex K - April 5, 2016 at 1:50 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by robvalue - April 5, 2016 at 1:55 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Whateverist - April 5, 2016 at 8:31 am
Proving God in 20 statements - by LadyForCamus - April 5, 2016 at 9:21 am
Proving God in 20 statements - by LadyForCamus - April 5, 2016 at 9:33 am
Proving God in 20 statements - by LadyForCamus - April 5, 2016 at 9:43 am
Proving God in 20 statements - by LadyForCamus - April 5, 2016 at 10:19 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by robvalue - April 5, 2016 at 10:48 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Whateverist - April 5, 2016 at 11:55 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Time Traveler - April 5, 2016 at 1:01 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Mister Agenda - April 5, 2016 at 1:19 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by The Grand Nudger - April 5, 2016 at 4:32 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by robvalue - April 6, 2016 at 6:23 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Alex K - April 6, 2016 at 6:26 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by robvalue - April 6, 2016 at 6:33 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Whateverist - April 6, 2016 at 6:50 am

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