Proving God in 20 statements

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Proving God in 20 statements

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RE: Proving God in 20 statements

March 31, 2016 at 11:55 pm

Quote:So you've "proved" there is a "first cause", and you're just labelling this first cause "God".

I label the first cause "dogshit." And all I have to do to prove that dogshit is real is walk out in my back yard because I haven't cleaned it up since yesterday.

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Proving God in 20 statements - by smfortune - March 31, 2016 at 11:39 pm

RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by TheRealJoeFish - March 31, 2016 at 11:41 pm

RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by smfortune - April 1, 2016 at 4:23 pm

RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Mister Agenda - April 5, 2016 at 2:46 pm

RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Silver - March 31, 2016 at 11:41 pm

RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Bob Kelso - April 1, 2016 at 8:22 pm

RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by TheRealJoeFish - March 31, 2016 at 11:42 pm

RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by robvalue - March 31, 2016 at 11:44 pm

RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Mudhammam - April 1, 2016 at 2:45 am

RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by robvalue - April 1, 2016 at 3:23 am

RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Mudhammam - April 1, 2016 at 11:30 pm

RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by TheRealJoeFish - March 31, 2016 at 11:44 pm

RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Cyberman - March 31, 2016 at 11:54 pm

RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Minimalist - April 1, 2016 at 12:03 am

RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Minimalist - March 31, 2016 at 11:55 pm

RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by vorlon13 - April 1, 2016 at 12:12 am

RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by robvalue - April 1, 2016 at 12:15 am

RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by SteelCurtain - April 1, 2016 at 12:34 am

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RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Athene - April 1, 2016 at 1:14 am

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RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Minimalist - April 1, 2016 at 1:30 am

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RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Athene - April 1, 2016 at 2:32 am

RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Thumpalumpacus - April 1, 2016 at 2:08 am

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RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Minimalist - April 1, 2016 at 2:19 am

RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Red_Wind - April 1, 2016 at 2:41 am

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RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by smfortune - April 1, 2016 at 4:48 pm

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RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by smfortune - April 2, 2016 at 1:10 am

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RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by smfortune - April 1, 2016 at 4:06 pm

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RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by ignoramus - April 1, 2016 at 11:12 pm

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RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by smfortune - April 1, 2016 at 5:22 pm

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RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by smfortune - April 1, 2016 at 10:48 pm

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RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Nay_Sayer - April 4, 2016 at 11:30 pm

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RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Whateverist - April 5, 2016 at 11:55 am

RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Time Traveler - April 5, 2016 at 1:01 pm

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RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Whateverist - April 6, 2016 at 6:50 am

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