Proving God in 20 statements

[ignoramus]

Ah, it probably isn't obvious to newcomers.

I am God. Proof has already been given, as other members can attest to. I see this argument does prove my existence, but it's rather redundant since I'm here talking to you.

Is there any questions you have for me?

You seem staggeringly uninterested in this revelation.

Rob, you don't have a critical mass of support to qualify for the fallacy of popularity yet.lol.
Also, you haven't promised him an afterlife! You know by now religious people aren't in it for goodness sake!
It's a contract with their favourite sky fairy! Offer them something! Anything! Virgins, goats, whatever!