Proving God in 20 statements

[Mystic]

Ok so write down the "if and only if" statement which would be the double implication. Or right the two separate implications. I'm not contesting the theory, I believe in God and believe there are various sound arguments point to her existence, I just want to see how this argument is both valid (valid seems alright) and sound. Sound is my main contention, I don't know why these double implications are evident, unless you can explain exactly what they are saying (if and only if type statement in English or show the two separate implied statements).

Allah is a girl!?!?!? D:
I never knew D:

God does not have gender of course, but metaphorically I would say God is a woman in the following sense:

1. We are born from her spirit, her light, and take existence from her existence, and are constantly maintained by it.
2. The compassion she has for all creatures is more closer to the type a mother has for it's child.
3. She veils it's beauty except for those it chooses specially for her intimacy in the same way a Muslim woman is to wear the Hijab and veil herself.

I do not know if other Muslims will see what I just said as heretical or not.